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# Bartesian

**Type:** company  
## Related Articles

- [Who really needs a cocktail robot?](https://stuffthatspins.com/spin/who-really-needs-a-cocktail-robot) — August 13, 2026

## Related Claims

- Bartesian's cocktail makers would be best described like a Keurig or Nespresso machine, but for alcoholic drinks.

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