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# A Script for Mark Zuckerberg

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**Published:** July 7, 2026  
**Original:** https://stratechery.com/2026/a-script-for-mark-zuckerberg/  

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- [Overview](#overview)

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## Overview

A script for what Mark Zuckerberg should say on Meta's next earnings call.

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