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Brother’s Little Helper – Focusyn

Focusyn… “Brother’s Little Helper” is the second episode of The Simpsons’ 11th season. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 3, 1999. In the episode, Bart floods the school gymnasium, which prompts the school’s principal Seymour Skinner to diagnose Bart with ADHD. Bart is prescribed a psychostimulant drug called…

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Bruce Lee Quotes

Bruce Lee Quotes Author of Tao of Jeet Kune Do.   Bruce Lee quotes (showing 1-50 of 91) “I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations and you’re not in this world to live up to mine.” ― Bruce Lee “Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to…

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fight of two wolves

An old Cherokee Chief was teaching his grandson about life. “There’s a great fight going on inside of all of us” he told him, “and it’s a fight between two wolves.” “One is Evil. He is anger, envy, guilt, sorrow and ego.” “And the other is Good. He is joy, love, hope, truth and faith.”…

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russion co-worker

from my friend david orth’s facebook page: David Orth Me: (To Russian coworker) “If my dad knew I was working with a Russian, he’d turn over in his grave!” Russian Coworker: “If my dad knew I was working with an American, he’d say: ‘When he turns his back, snap his neck!”

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junk collector

“What bothers me most about the idea of having to die (sooner or later) is that the collection of junk I have made in my head will presumably be dispersed not that there isn’t more and better junk in other heads and always will be but I have become so fond of my own head’s…

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